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What's up, Stan?
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Wanna go to the mall
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and accidentally bump kids
into the fountain?
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Not a chance.
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I got the day off
and nothin' to worry about.
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Gonna spend it relaxing
right here.
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Nothing to worry about?
In this house?
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I give it five minutes before
one of us ruins it for you.
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The only question is,
who will it be?
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Hey, dad!
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Oh, it's gonna be Steve!
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I made a new friend
on the edge of town.
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He won't tell me his name!
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No, that's
an inappropriate friend!
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And then
there's Hayley and Jeff.
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Dad, I need a pregnancy test,
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and Jeff and I are too high
to drive to the drug store.
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Getting high helps me
prolong our lovemaking.
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How's your worry-free day
goin', Stan?
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Look, we all know
what the results
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of the pregnancy test
is going to be.
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Jeff smokes so much weed --
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All:
How much weed does he smoke?
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That -- that there's no way
he could get a girl pregnant?
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I mean, it's...
it's not really a joke.
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But -- but I could
think of one!
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Oh, you lost them, Stan.
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Look, if it's not this,
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your family will hit you
with something else.
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I mean, you haven't even heard
what I'm up to this week.
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I'm trying to get
our house included
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on a list of potential
World Cup sites.
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Oh, no.
That -- that's, like,
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the biggest sporting event
in the world.
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Picture it --
in our backyard,
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120,000 horny soccer hooligans,
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each of them hornier
than the last.
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I know it sounds crazy,
but F.I.F.A.'s narrowed it down
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to either soldier field
or where our pool is now.
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[Groans]
[Machine beeps]
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Look, Stan, you can't even see
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the pack of lightbulbs
I'm stealing.
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We can afford those!
[Machine beeps]
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That's what I'm trying
to tell ya, Stan.
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You can't relax around us.
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Mr. S.,
I got us dancing coke cans.
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Did you get the pregnancy test?
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You're silly, Mr. S.
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I'm a boy.
I can't get pregnant!
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[Machine beeping rapidly]
[Whispers] There's no escaping us.
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Dad, can my friend
have dinner with us?
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I won't be any bother.
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I'll just eat
from your boy's plate.
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[Beeps rapidly,
continuous tone sounds]
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Wait. What?!
What does this mean?
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It means you are going to die
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unless you lower
your blood pressure.
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Oh, god! How do I do that?
There's only one way.
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You have to reduce
your stress or...
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You'll perish.
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[Laughing evilly]
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Oh, paper towels.
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I should probably get a roll
for the World Cup.
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You know, for messes.
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♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ good --
♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, everyone,
as the great Humpty once rapped,
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"stop what you're doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin..."
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whatever it was
that you were doing.
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Computer, engage.
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[Switch clicks, screens whirs]
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[Beep]
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Last night, the C.I.A. mainframe
was hit by a cyber terrorist.
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They acquired a lot
of valuable information.
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And if you know anyone
undercover in Bolivia,
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you don't anymore.
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Now all evidence suggests
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this attack was carried out
by cyber terrorist Max Zegarra.
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And we know exactly where
he's hiding.
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So the boring stuff's done.
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You need someone to do
the fun part?
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Grab him and bag him?
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That's one way to go,
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but last night I was watching
"Point Break" on TBS
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when I realized,
what if this attack
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was pulled off by
a pack of renegade surfers
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trying to fund
an endless summer?!
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Sir, that's crazy!
Jackson gets it!
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Now, all I need is
someone to infiltrate
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the local surf community
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and bring the law breakers
to justice.
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Is surfing that sport
that happens at the beach,
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the most relaxed place on earth,
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nowhere near
your stressful family?
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Oh, ho! Look who knows
everything about surfing!
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Smith, my friend,
the assignment is yours.
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Stan: Perfect.
Now I just have to blend in.
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Out of the way, Haole!
You're on my line.
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[Chain saw whirring]
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Aah! Aah!
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[Grunts]
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What's up, Haole?
This beach is for locals only.
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What's your zip code, bitch?
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And don't...lie.
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Hey, leave him alone!
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Back off.
The beach is for everyone.
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Says who?
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The city bylaws.
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Yeah? Well,
I'm gonna go down to city hall
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and talk to the head
of the records department.
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And then we'll see about
your little "theory."
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You're lucky, Haole.
This isn't over.
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Whoa! Thanks!
Yeah, no problem, man.
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Don't worry about those guys.
They just don't like outsiders.
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How could they tell
I'm not local?
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Well, trying to surf a rowboat's
a pretty big red flag.
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You don't really have
a beach vibe.
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A beach vibe.
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It's so simple.
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Do I have it now?
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All right, tell you what --
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come back tomorrow,
and I'll show you.
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By the way, I'm Kai.
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I was named after
one of the Hawaiian islands.
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Which one?
Maui.
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The best one. Nice!
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Not sure how you get "Kai"
out of that, but nice.
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[Italian accent]
Buon giorno.
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I am from F.I.F.A.'s World Cup
site selection committee.
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Ugh. Roger!
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But I must make a mistake.
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This is no stadium.
This is a house.
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Actually, it's more of a home...
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Home of the future World Cup.
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[Chuckles]
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Clever.
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But being clever is only 60%
of the selection process.
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Let's talk
security infrastructure.
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Oh, yes, of course.
Business before pleasure.
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But before that, pleasure.
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Ants on a log?
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The ant.
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[Crunches] The ant...
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is amazing.
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Oh, thank god.
But...
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I have not tried the log.
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[Gasps]
[Crunches]
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All right, that's it.
I'm out.
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The log...
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she is incredible.
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I'm telling you, a-a Ferrari
is faster than a cop car.
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Steve, a cop car can catch
a Ferrari. Trust me.
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Dad, can you believe this guy?
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Ugh.
This is still happening?
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I-I gotta --
I-I gotta go to the beach.
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[The Hollywood Tornadoes'
"Bustin' Surfboards" playing]
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You know why
I love surfing, Stan?
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It's all about learning
to let go.
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You know, I fathered six kids
in three different countries,
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and I just let 'em all go.
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I can't let go.
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I have to be responsible
for my family.
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If I let go,
all hell would break loose.
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Stan, make me a promise.
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The right wave is gonna come,
dude.
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And when it does, you're gonna
let go of your worries.
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Just go with the flow.
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Whenever.
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This one! P-paddle!
Paddle, Stan! Now, now, now!
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Stan, hamburger buns were
on sale, so I stole 600.
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When I have a baby,
I'm gonna name it, "Recycling."
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Dad, me and my mysterious friend
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are blood brothers now!
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Stan, FIFA says
the downstairs bathroom's
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gonna need 70 urinals.
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It'll work if we move
the hamper.
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Kai: Remember, Stan!
Let go!
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I'm doing it!
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Ahh.
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Looks like
you're startin' to get it.
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I feel so...relaxed.
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Whoa, is that a soul patch?
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Huh. It must've grown in
during my ride.
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Stan, it looks really good.
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I didn't know we got a hammock.
When did we get a hammock?
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Oh, sorry.
Didn't see you on the phone.
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All good, Klaus. I'm just
listening to the surf report.
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4-foot swells
and glassy as hell.
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Sounds like glassy is
where it's at, bro.
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Tap it.
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Ooh, I like surfer Stan.
He's the chillest.
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Dad, my new friend needs to
stop by his ex-wife's house
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to pick up some stuff,
and he asked me to be lookout.
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Can we take your car?
He's not allowed to drive
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'cause the state's
a bunch of assholes.
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Yeah, do your thing.
That worked?
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Go, Steve,
don't question it. Just go.
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Oh, hey, Stan, good news.
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We've been approved
for a liquor license
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for the World Cup.
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We can sell beer,
wine, and soju.
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We can make soju cocktails.
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They taste like normal cocktails
except they suck
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and they taste like nail polish.
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Sounds dank, bro.
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Relax, Stan.
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Wait. What's wrong with you?
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I got a quarter million-person
liquor license
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for the stadium
I'm building in your backyard.
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There are gonna be
Costa Ricans on your property.
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That doesn't worry you?
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Guess you didn't get the memo.
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I'm a surfer now,
and I don't have worries.
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Sorry, I had your copy
of the memo.
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[Chuckles] I thought I might
see you back out here.
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Looks like you got the bug.
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Is that why my stool
is crazy loose?
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No, Stan. I think it's that
starfish we all saw you eat.
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I'm talking about
the surf bug, bro,
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where all you think about
is surfin'.
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Is that all you think about?
Surfin' waves?
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Truth is, there's only one wave
I think about surfing anymore.
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You know how waves, like,
go from the ocean to the shore?
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Okay!
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Well, legend has it,
every decade,
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there's a freak weather system
over the Atlantic
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that reverses the jet stream,
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and on one beach in Florida,
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you can catch a wave
that starts on the beach
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and ride it all the way
to the center of the Atlantic.
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Stranded in the middle
of the Atlantic?
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Your worries will never
find you there.
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Anyway, how about right now,
we ride this wave together?
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Sounds good. After you.
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No, Stan. Together.
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Got it. Me first.
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[Surf rock music playing]
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Whoo-hoo!
[Cheering]
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Stan, meet the crew --
Gorney, Sam, and Taylor.
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That was amazing!
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Dude, you're a natural!
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Kai, big news, man.
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There's a typhoon
in the Atlantic
250
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,702
that's reversing the jet stream.
251
00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,304
This is it, Stan!
The wave that goes out!
252
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,606
Are you kidding me?
We were just talking about that.
253
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,875
We're going to Florida,
and you're coming with us.
254
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,410
[Cell phone rings]
255
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,479
[Beep]
Mahalo, Deputy D.
256
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,814
Stow that surf shit, Smith!
257
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,949
We caught the hacker,
so I'm bringing you in.
258
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,784
You're back at your desk
tomorrow.
259
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,252
Stan: What?!
260
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,988
Turns out "Point Break"
wasn't the clue.
261
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,457
It was just the movie that
was on when I was super high.
262
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,425
But now that I'm medium high,
263
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:05,363
I realize it was ridiculous
to suspect those surfers at all.
264
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,248
Okay, they may not be hackers...
[Laughter]
265
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,933
but I have a hunch
they're up to something.
266
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,935
It -- it's way too soon
to take me off the case.
267
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,637
A hunch isn't good enough.
I need evidence!
268
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,240
No worries, brah.
269
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,508
[Beeps]
270
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,681
[Gunshot]
[Customers scream]
271
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,982
My name is Kai.
272
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,851
This is Gorney, Taylor, and Sam.
273
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,720
We are surfers,
and this is a bank robbery.
274
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,322
[High-pitched voice]
You tell 'em, Kai!
275
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,857
[Low-pitched voice]
We're doing this to fund
276
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,959
our surf adventures.
[Thud]
277
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,328
[Wood creaks]
278
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,662
[Wood rattling]
279
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,432
[Normal voice]
And we laugh at the C.I.A.!
280
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,700
Ha ha ha ha!
281
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,368
Ha ha ha --
282
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,454
And they're laughing at us.
That's what really gets me.
283
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,456
Are we sure they're not
laughing with us?
284
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,424
This is why I need
to stay on the beach.
285
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,510
It might take a lifetime
of undercover work
286
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,794
to bring them all to justice.
287
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,763
They just robbed a bank
on video!
288
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,882
We've got all we need.
Bring them in.
289
00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:01,018
But th-this case goes deeper.
This is just the tip.
290
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,887
The tip is my favorite part,
Smith.
291
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,555
The tip's all I need.
292
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,357
Any more than that,
and it's too much!
293
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,975
Well, I-I-I wanna bring them in
as much as anyone.
294
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,861
But can it be after I surf
a little bit more?
295
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,664
We're gonna go to Florida
and surf the wave that goes out!
296
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:14,982
It's called Firestone Beach,
297
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,867
but the locals call it
Shady Cove.
298
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,786
And I wanna go there
and surf with them!
299
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,654
They're my best friends!
Best friends?
300
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,706
One --
that hurts my feelings.
301
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,443
Two -- the fact that they are
your best friends
302
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,994
makes me hate them even more!
303
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,829
Bring them in immediately!
304
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,514
But, sir --
Just go!
305
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,084
[Voice breaks]
I don't want you to see me cry.
306
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,836
Drive, drive, drive!
[Tires peal]
307
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:39,924
[Gasps] Those low-key surfers
have kidnapped my best friend.
308
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,093
But where?
Where are they taking him?!
309
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,662
He said something about
a beach. What was it?
310
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,064
Damn it, Avery.
He's your best friend!
311
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,899
You should've been listening!
312
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,936
This is why he's looking for
other best friends!
313
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,737
[Surf rock music playing]
314
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,005
Yes!
315
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,341
The music's a clue.
Follow it.
316
00:12:57,376 --> 00:13:00,444
♪
317
00:13:12,264 --> 00:13:13,976
Hanging with you guys
is the best.
318
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:17,033
And this horchata stuff
is on point.
319
00:13:17,069 --> 00:13:18,768
I gotta tell you, Kai,
320
00:13:18,804 --> 00:13:20,837
there is literally nothing
that can ruin this for me.
321
00:13:20,873 --> 00:13:22,606
[Buzzing]
322
00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:25,575
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
323
00:13:25,577 --> 00:13:26,826
[Buzzing]
324
00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:28,128
Look at that,
325
00:13:28,163 --> 00:13:30,680
I didn't worry,
and the bee flew away
326
00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:33,817
right across the street
and onto Dick's jacket.
327
00:13:33,852 --> 00:13:36,786
[Screaming]
328
00:13:36,822 --> 00:13:38,188
[Gunshots]
329
00:13:38,223 --> 00:13:39,789
[Gasps] Dick! The C.I.A.!
Everyone in the van!
330
00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:41,491
We can't just get in the van.
331
00:13:41,526 --> 00:13:43,159
We gotta finish chillin' first.
332
00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:45,662
Well, chill as fast as you can!
[Slurping loudly]
333
00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:48,698
[Gunshots continue]
[Dick screaming]
334
00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:53,603
[Gunshots and screaming
continue]
335
00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:58,141
[Slurping and screaming stop]
All right, good chill.
336
00:13:58,176 --> 00:13:59,693
[Gunshots continue]
337
00:13:59,745 --> 00:14:01,861
[Cell phone rings
and vibrates]
338
00:14:01,914 --> 00:14:03,496
[Beep]
339
00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:04,698
[Beep]
340
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,032
Hey, Stan, you need to get home.
341
00:14:06,084 --> 00:14:08,034
I went with
an iffy scaffolding company,
342
00:14:08,086 --> 00:14:09,786
and there is, uh...
343
00:14:09,788 --> 00:14:12,038
there's a lot
of dead migrant workers here.
344
00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:14,624
Their families are asking
a lot of questions.
345
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:16,626
I could really use somebody
on damage control.
346
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:19,262
So...get here.
[Beep]
347
00:14:19,298 --> 00:14:21,631
He could be anywhere.
348
00:14:21,683 --> 00:14:23,216
Oh, god. What did I do?!
349
00:14:23,268 --> 00:14:26,102
Stan, you're hiding it
really well, bro,
350
00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:28,888
but I know you,
and you seem stressed.
351
00:14:28,941 --> 00:14:31,942
I have something to tell you,
and you're not gonna like it.
352
00:14:31,977 --> 00:14:33,310
I work for the C.I.A.,
353
00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:35,812
and I was sent undercover
to investigate you guys.
354
00:14:35,864 --> 00:14:38,315
But why?
We're not bad guys.
355
00:14:38,317 --> 00:14:40,283
I know.
You're awesome guys.
356
00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:42,702
So awesome,
I decided to frame you
357
00:14:42,738 --> 00:14:44,287
so I could stay undercover.
358
00:14:44,323 --> 00:14:48,625
I robbed a bank and made
the C.I.A. think you did it.
359
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:50,877
It's cool.
You're not mad?
360
00:14:50,912 --> 00:14:53,046
What? Because you made us
enemies of the state?
361
00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:55,548
We can't get hung up
on every little thing.
362
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,968
The thing is, if we go to
the wave that goes out,
363
00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:59,753
they'll probably find us.
364
00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:02,222
And if they do, they'll shoot
first and ask questions later.
365
00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:04,140
I get it, dude.
366
00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:06,042
Hey, guys!
Put out the bonfire.
367
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,745
Stan's in the C.I.A.
and framed us for a crime.
368
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:11,114
His boss will kill us
if he, like, finds us,
369
00:15:11,149 --> 00:15:13,750
which means we're not going to
surf the wave that goes out.
370
00:15:13,785 --> 00:15:15,018
Cool.
Sounds good.
371
00:15:15,053 --> 00:15:16,252
Righteous.
372
00:15:16,288 --> 00:15:17,937
[Hisses]
373
00:15:20,025 --> 00:15:23,576
I'm sorry you guys aren't gonna
be able to surf that wave.
374
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:26,763
Do you guys think
the stars have waves?
375
00:15:26,798 --> 00:15:28,248
I bet they do, man.
376
00:15:28,283 --> 00:15:31,284
I bet there's even aliens
that surf those star waves.
377
00:15:31,336 --> 00:15:35,372
They probably even have
a space surfer magazine.
378
00:15:35,374 --> 00:15:37,957
You know there's
so many sick photos
379
00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,710
of aliens riding waves
in that magazine.
380
00:15:40,762 --> 00:15:43,797
Wow, nothing really fazes
you guys, huh?
381
00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:46,850
[Insects chirping]
382
00:15:51,056 --> 00:15:52,272
Do you have any secrets?
383
00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:53,890
I got one secret.
384
00:15:53,942 --> 00:15:56,226
How about I tell you a secret,
then you tell me yours?
385
00:15:56,228 --> 00:15:58,111
I can't tell ya my secret.
386
00:15:58,146 --> 00:16:01,064
If I tell ya,
you won't like me anymore.
387
00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:03,900
Impossible.
You could tell me anything.
388
00:16:03,902 --> 00:16:05,952
We'll be friends to the end.
389
00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,237
Yeah.
390
00:16:07,272 --> 00:16:10,774
Friends to the very end.
391
00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:13,326
Man, this is the best.
392
00:16:13,378 --> 00:16:17,080
Hey, what do you --
what do you see over there?
393
00:16:17,132 --> 00:16:20,150
[Surf rolling]
394
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,038
Kai: Dear Stan...
[Santo & Johnny's "Sleep Walk" playing]
395
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:26,722
I know I said I was okay not
surfing the wave that goes out,
396
00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:30,210
but then I woke up to pee
and decided I wanted to.
397
00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:32,546
Hope you're not worried.
We're not.
398
00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:34,782
Love always, Kai.
399
00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:36,317
P.S...
[Song stops]
400
00:16:38,754 --> 00:16:41,789
[Song resumes] I wrote that
postscript pretty close to the water.
401
00:16:41,824 --> 00:16:44,525
So if it got washed away
by a wave,
402
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,960
don't worry because...
[Song stops]
403
00:16:45,995 --> 00:16:47,795
no worries.
404
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:50,598
I'm sorry, Kai,
but there are worries.
405
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:52,216
There are lots of worries.
406
00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:54,435
For instance,
I'm standing on a jellyfish,
407
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,470
and the jellyfish
has attracted wolves...
408
00:16:56,522 --> 00:17:00,608
[Growling] and the wolves
are being hunted by poachers.
409
00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:02,443
You've seen too much.
410
00:17:02,478 --> 00:17:03,744
[Gun cocks]
411
00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:07,314
[Lively '60s pop music
playing]
412
00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:09,483
Thanks for getting me out of
that scrape back there, herbie.
413
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:10,868
Although
I still think you could've
414
00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:12,903
let those poachers live.
[Ahooga horn blows]
415
00:17:12,955 --> 00:17:14,321
Well, we all have to come
416
00:17:14,373 --> 00:17:15,956
to our own moral conclusions
in life.
417
00:17:15,992 --> 00:17:18,208
I hope you make it back
to your race in time.
418
00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:19,877
[Tires peal]
419
00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:23,831
I don't get it, Kai.
420
00:17:23,883 --> 00:17:25,966
The waves are all going
the normal direction.
421
00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:27,751
Relax, man.
422
00:17:27,803 --> 00:17:30,638
The wave that goes out comes
when you least expect it...
423
00:17:30,673 --> 00:17:32,640
every 10 years...
424
00:17:32,675 --> 00:17:34,475
On the dot.
425
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:36,844
♪
426
00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:38,345
[Brakes screech]
Oh, no!
427
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:40,848
All right,
everyone have their sunblock?
428
00:17:40,883 --> 00:17:43,233
Good. Safety first.
429
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,735
Now let's find out
430
00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:46,687
if I'm pointing this
rocket launcher the right way.
431
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:48,238
3...2...
432
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:49,606
Wait! No!
433
00:17:49,659 --> 00:17:50,858
Oh, great, Smith.
434
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,410
Now I have to start counting
all over.
435
00:17:53,446 --> 00:17:54,912
Stan, what are you doing here?
436
00:17:54,947 --> 00:17:56,330
We told you not to worry.
437
00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:58,599
The thing is, I'm a worrier.
438
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:01,452
I was worrying about my family,
and that stressed me out,
439
00:18:01,504 --> 00:18:03,287
so I tried to get away
from them.
440
00:18:03,339 --> 00:18:05,789
But I just started worrying
about you guys.
441
00:18:05,841 --> 00:18:08,709
Turns out if I love someone,
I worry about them.
442
00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:11,011
And if someone's gonna
stress me out,
443
00:18:11,047 --> 00:18:13,681
I'd rather it be my family
than you guys.
444
00:18:13,716 --> 00:18:16,684
Did Stan just say he loves us?
445
00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:18,802
He did, Gorney. He did.
446
00:18:18,854 --> 00:18:21,055
I robbed the bank.
It was me.
447
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:22,856
I did it because I wanted
to keep hanging out
448
00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,025
with my friends.
They're not your friends!
449
00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:27,761
Friends wouldn't let you
rob a bank all by yourself.
450
00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:31,365
I'd be shoulder to shoulder
with you, Smith, blasting away!
451
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,400
Just...like...this!
452
00:18:33,402 --> 00:18:34,952
Get out of here!
Fire!
453
00:18:34,987 --> 00:18:36,403
[Gunshots]
454
00:18:36,455 --> 00:18:38,539
Kai, what should we do?!
455
00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:41,408
Whatever you do, don't worry!
456
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,460
[Grunts] Uhh!
457
00:18:43,496 --> 00:18:45,412
Hang dead.
458
00:18:45,414 --> 00:18:47,498
[Rocket whooshes]
459
00:18:50,086 --> 00:18:53,587
It's real, Stan!
The wave that goes out is real!
460
00:18:53,639 --> 00:18:57,641
I'll never forget you!
461
00:18:57,676 --> 00:19:00,094
Damn! Looks like
they got away.
462
00:19:00,096 --> 00:19:02,763
But a wave can only
go out so far
463
00:19:02,798 --> 00:19:06,333
before it's a wave
coming back in somewhere else.
464
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:09,403
And I've got a hot tip
on where that might be.
465
00:19:09,438 --> 00:19:12,439
[Surf rock music playing]
466
00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:17,644
Where?
467
00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:23,016
Dad, great news.
468
00:19:23,052 --> 00:19:25,018
My nameless friend
just finished making wine
469
00:19:25,054 --> 00:19:26,520
in the upstairs toilet.
470
00:19:26,555 --> 00:19:28,455
Now we're gonna bottle it.
Wanna watch?
471
00:19:28,491 --> 00:19:29,790
Hey, Mr. S.
472
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:32,359
[Sighs] It's been
a pretty stressful few days
473
00:19:32,394 --> 00:19:33,827
for Hayley and I.
474
00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:35,929
Unfortunately, the pregnancy
test came back negative.
475
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,531
But it got us talking,
476
00:19:37,566 --> 00:19:39,767
and we've decided that
we're ready to have kids.
477
00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:41,034
All we're asking for is
478
00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:43,070
your emotional
and financial support.
479
00:19:43,105 --> 00:19:44,838
[Hammering]
480
00:19:44,874 --> 00:19:46,774
Stan, we lost the World Cup bid.
481
00:19:46,809 --> 00:19:48,475
But don't worry. Don't worry.
482
00:19:48,511 --> 00:19:51,478
If we act fast, I think
we can get the Boston Marathon.
483
00:19:51,514 --> 00:19:53,947
[Hammering]
Stop hammering!
484
00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,382
They'll have to find
somewhere else
485
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:56,984
for people to run
the Boston Marathon!
486
00:19:57,019 --> 00:19:59,887
And you two! You're not even
close to ready to have kids!
487
00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:02,122
And, Steve, you numb nuts,
this man is a drifter!
488
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:04,758
He needs to go! But he
doesn't have anywhere to go!
489
00:20:04,794 --> 00:20:06,493
He has everywhere!
490
00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:08,662
Steve, don't argue
with your dad.
491
00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:10,464
He just saved your life.
492
00:20:10,499 --> 00:20:14,168
Boop! That was my secret.
[Chuckles] Best get driftin'.
493
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,470
Honey, what's all the yelling?
494
00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,906
You're supposed to be
avoiding stress.
495
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:20,407
I don't have to.
496
00:20:20,442 --> 00:20:21,809
I went back to the drug store,
497
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:23,610
and that old crone
runs the photo department.
498
00:20:23,646 --> 00:20:26,446
So I went to a real doctor,
and he gave me pills,
499
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:29,116
and I took all of them
because I love you idiots
500
00:20:29,151 --> 00:20:32,786
and that causes me a lot...
[Speech slurs]
501
00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:36,957
It's okay. He's breathing.
502
00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:38,692
Let's draw a dick on his face.
503
00:20:38,727 --> 00:20:40,694
Of course I know what
one looks like,
504
00:20:40,729 --> 00:20:42,629
but, Hayley,
why don't you draw it?
505
00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:46,834
Hi, I'm big wave rider
Laird Hamilton.
506
00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:48,602
We made some jokes tonight
507
00:20:48,637 --> 00:20:51,672
about people abusing
prescription drugs.
508
00:20:51,707 --> 00:20:55,174
I just wanted to point that out.
It was pretty funny.
509
00:20:55,294 --> 00:20:59,975
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